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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6035 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.