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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4346 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 178 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.