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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1040 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 772 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.