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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3135 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.