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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Animals Bred:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	919560	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2