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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9605 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1817 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
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