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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
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