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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4815 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
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