BrideCraftHairHide | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mines Excavated:	1435
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ores Mined:	9386

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Emeralds Found:	9627
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.