Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Ores Mined: 2426 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 132
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

    AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

    Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

    Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

    But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

    Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

    And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

    PixelPimps Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9525 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

    ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

    So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

    PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

    Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 384 Potions Brewed: 81
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

    NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

    Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

    Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

    Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

    Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

    With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

    PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Animals Bred: 171 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

    Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! 😀

    Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! :D
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in existence and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SlavCraft: Where the only difference is how many potatoes they can farm! Join us for a spud-tacular time!

    SlavCraft: Where the only difference is how many potatoes they can farm! Join us for a spud-tacular time!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in Slavonia and Dalmatia combined!

    Join us and you’ll see the craziest builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’ve got players from Slavonia building giant babushka dolls and players from Dalmatia constructing massive Adriatic Sea-themed roller coasters. It’s a clash of cultures and creativity like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got the most epic PvP battles you can imagine. Picture this: a horde of Slavonian warriors armed with pickaxes facing off against a fleet of Dalmatian sailors wielding tridents. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So why settle for the same old same old when you could be part of something truly unique and outrageous? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Slavonia vs. Dalmatia like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Vtubers Rule and Chaos Reigns!

    PsychoCraft: Where Vtubers Rule and Chaos Reigns!
    Are you tired of boring old Vtubers who just play games and chat with their viewers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Vtubers are not just crazy, they are completely psychotic! Watch as they build insane structures, battle mobs with their bare hands, and unleash chaos upon the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before.

    Join our server and witness Vtubers like you’ve never seen them before – think Hatsune Miku meets the Joker. You’ll never know what to expect next as our Vtubers go on wild adventures, pull off crazy stunts, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you watch Vtubers go off the rails in the most hilarious and unpredictable ways possible? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GraveCraft: Where even Steve can’t escape the shame of falling off a cliff!

    GraveCraft: Where even Steve can’t escape the shame of falling off a cliff!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of angry villagers riding on the backs of llamas.

    Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been trained to breakdance on command.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back from the insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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