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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
