BrexiteerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GaijinCraft: Where foreigners write weird sentences and build epic worlds!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	3687
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2640	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

Arcade, arcade games, classic, Competition, console, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, high score, Interactive, JOYSTICK, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Palace, pixelated, pong, post, Retro, retro gaming, SOVL, Technology, vintage, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1195	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tread, Trip-Trap-Train

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

80s, Adventures, alive, Celebrity, COMEBACK, Empath-chan, Empathchans, Enduring, fashion, iconic, inspiration, lookalike, Madonna, MIRACULOUS, Music, pop culture, resemblance, Resilient, Singer, Survival, survivor, Timeless, Trendsetter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

Big Rabbit, Chuubas, Crafty, Defense, donathon, Edition, Elu, honor pons, IDOLS, Jong, Kaavi’s fortune, kekxpert, Lucky Yaku, mahjong, Masters, matatabi, nina, Saint, sources, Tileman, Toki, tournement, Vtuber, WWYD book, Yakuhai

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5127	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7500	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

1. Ginger, 10. Acceptance, 11. Individuality, 12. Equality, 13. Red hair, 14. Misconceptions, 15. Beliefs, 16. Social issues, 17. Self-expression, 18. Cultural perceptions, 19. Human rights, 2. People, 20. Empowerment., 3. Souls, 4. Redheads, 5. Stereotypes, 6. Identity, 7. Discrimination, 8. Prejudice, 9. Diversity, Adventures, blocks, pixelated, Place, redheads, SoulfulGingerCraft, world

Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

Chat, Community, Conversation, discussion, Feedback, forum, Gamers, Gaming, internet, Media, MineCraftyMcCraftFace, ONLINE, opinion, Opinions, reactions, Social, think.., Thoughts, V, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

arousal, attractive, Boys, Crafty, cute, desire, Erotica, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, Gay, handsome, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Men, Naughty, Pleasure, Send, Sexuality, Shack, twink, twinks, young

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	6968
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1