lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Ores Mined: 3806 Zombie Dances: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps doesn’t stand a chance! Join us for some epic water blasting action as we take down oppressive regimes one block at a time.

    Our server is so lit that even civilians and army members from Iran are joining forces with us to overthrow the regime. The revolution is happening right here in Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the uprising that will go down in history as the most epic Minecraft revolution ever! #DownWithTheRegime

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!

    Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like a dump truck full of diamonds just dumped all over your screen.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up this server, but instead, it accidentally blew up a village of villagers who were secretly plotting against us. So now, we have an entire village of zombie villagers roaming around, giving us free emeralds and trading us enchanted gear.

    But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas. That’s right, you can build your own post-apocalyptic wasteland right in Minecraft! Want to build a vault full of crazy experiments? Go for it! Want to recreate the New Vegas strip with working slot machines? You got it!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a cyberpunk paradise? We got you covered. Want to ride a Deathclaw into battle against a horde of zombies? Done and done.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create the most insane Minecraft world together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be careful of those zombie villagers, they’re a little touchy about their emeralds. 😉🔥🤖👾🚀🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3328
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Tears

    Blocky Tears
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as putting your phone under your pillow and playing heartbeat audios to feel like you’re snuggling with a giant Ender Dragon! 🐉

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by mischievous creepers who want to redecorate with TNT! 💎💥

    Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off in the Nether! 🔥💃

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life – complete with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and maybe even a llama riding a minecart! 🦙🚂

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide

    DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide
    Welcome to our Tender Temptress Minecraft server, where you will experience a love affair like no other! Our server is like a dearest doll, so soft and right, you won’t be able to resist its charms.

    Join us for a chance to build your own love nest in the sky, where you can cuddle with your Minecraft crush under the stars. Our love potions will make you fall head over heels for the game all over again.

    But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Creepers have fallen in love with our server too, and they will do anything to win your affection. Will you be able to resist their explosive advances?

    So come join us on Tender Temptress, where love is in the air and adventure awaits around every corner. Who knows, you might just find your minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 481 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Paradise

    Pixelated Waifu Paradise
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where your favorite anime babe is the ruler of the land, fighting off evil creepers with her magical powers. Join our server and you’ll be able to team up with your waifu to conquer dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there are also evil mobs led by the infamous Creeper King who wants to steal all the precious ores for himself. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join now and embark on this epic adventure filled with anime babes, treasure, and explosions!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LevantineGF Minecraft Madness

    LevantineGF Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find your very own Levantine girlfriend! 🤣🔥

    Join our server for a chance to build the ultimate love nest with your Levantine girlfriend and show off your pixelated romance skills to all your friends. Who needs real relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Gain special powers on our server that will help you woo your Levantine girlfriend like never before. From flying pigs to diamond armor that makes you irresistible, the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find true love in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get married in a virtual ceremony officiated by a creeper. 😂💍

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Pajama Party

    Pixel Pals Pajama Party
    🌟 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ▶Onolumi◀ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who reach the highest level. Yes, you heard that right – unicorns! 🦄 And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the most famous Minecraft players in the universe? From ▶Amiya Aranha◀ to ▶Tomomi Toraya◀, ▶Kiki◀, and even ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ – you’ll be rubbing elbows with the stars in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into the legendary ▶Riona◀, ▶Clauvio◀, ▶Karin◀, ▶Super Meche◀, ▶Yumanea◀, ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, and ▶Jorunna◀. These players are so skilled, they can build a castle in the blink of an eye!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of ▶Onolumi◀ and let the craziness begin. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft master and conquer the virtual world! 🎮

    Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game! 🚀

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Emeralds Found: 2611
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Potions Brewed: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Crazies: Where Even the Blocks Have Feelings

    Crafty Crazies: Where Even the Blocks Have Feelings
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark and you’re just going through the motions? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your Minecraft blues! Our server is so amazing that it will cure your depression faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your Minecraft woes and join our server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AnimeBabeCraft

    AnimeBabeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime babes roam free, ready to battle it out with you in epic PvP matches.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tsundere creeper who will explode with love (and maybe a little TNT) when you give them a hug. Our waifu villagers will trade you rare items in exchange for your undying loyalty and affection.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Senpai Dragon, a fearsome beast who will only bow down to those who prove themselves worthy in battle. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical dakimakura sword that will make all your enemies swoon in admiration.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with anime babes, epic battles, and endless laughter. It’s time to level up your Minecraft experience and become the ultimate otaku warrior!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PrankCraft: Troll Edition – LOLz and Lava for Days!

    PrankCraft: Troll Edition – LOLz and Lava for Days!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pranking and trolling is the name of the game! 🤣🎮

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off the most outrageous pranks in the Minecraft world! 🌍🤪

    Imagine the look on your friend’s face when you build a giant statue of a creeper outside their house or fill their entire base with chickens! 🐔😂

    Our community is filled with master pranksters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt! 😆🤣

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the trolling begin! But remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server! 😉🔒

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Runes Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

    ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

    But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

    So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mama’s Minecart Madness

    Mama’s Minecart Madness
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

    Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

    Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

    Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

    Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

    BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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