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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	276
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	1125
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	9166	Zombie Dances:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4058

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magic Items Found:	8428	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	78	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	1325
Buildings Constructed:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3291	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7279	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Farms Harvested:	374
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

play.minecassia.net