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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6070 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.
So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!