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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6568 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.
So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!