BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	5431

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6245
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5495	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mines Excavated:	3889
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	7477
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	691440	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	266
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2533	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2