Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2790 | Ores Mined: | 7855 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.
join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.
so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!
