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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2832 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!