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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2404 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 4788 | Animals Bred: | 103 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!