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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8888 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Star Shards Collected: | 241 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 201 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6428 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!