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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7692 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!
