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Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	13863	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3642
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	5245	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4014
Players Killed by Monsters:	8140	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

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Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
New Chunks Explored:	406650	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	3662	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4939