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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.
