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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2724 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!
So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?