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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3905 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!