Brat Memes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing explosive bratwursts at them! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of brat memes to keep you entertained in between battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

So why is NATO posting brat memes? Because they know that our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and crazy adventures. Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!