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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4064 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!