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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9204 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.
But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!