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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9557 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)