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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9411 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 9760 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)