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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4298 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)