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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8694 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)