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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9860 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
