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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2388 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3986 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4629 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5788 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)