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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 270448 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.
so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!