Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 227
Dimension Hops: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

    Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4717 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3123 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2431 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Crops Grown: 9298 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 866
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2747 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Dimension Hops: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Ores Mined: 685 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Coal-FreeCraft

    Coal-FreeCraft
    lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

    Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
    Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
    Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
    Season Length Around 14-19 months
    Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

    FAQ:

    Why Join Us?

    Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

    What are the Requirements to Join?

    • You must have a Discord account.
    • You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
    • We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
    • Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vax-Max Minecraft Server

    Vax-Max Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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