Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 3751 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Mines Excavated: 2973 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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