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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6492 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like a trip, man. you join and suddenly you’re in a whole new world, like Alice in Wonderland but with creepers and stuff. it’s like taking psychedelics but without the risk of a bad trip, ya know?
imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.
plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.
so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.
