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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7564 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
like, the scientists on this server have uncovered the secrets of autism or whatever, and now they’re using that knowledge to make the BEST minecraft experience ever. u join this server and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur redstone game is on point, and ur pvp skills are like, legendary.
plus, the more u play on this server, the more u unlock targeted therapies for ur minecraft character. u can like, level up ur skills and abilities in ways u never thought possible. it’s like a whole new world of minecraft possibilities.
so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? u get to be a minecraft genius AND help uncover the secrets of autism. it’s a win-win situation, dude. come join us and see ur brain expand in ways u never thought possible.