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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!