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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5857 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!