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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3291 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
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