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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
