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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5582 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2731 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
