Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Animals Bred: 125 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Potions Brewed: 99 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Magic Items Found: 3196
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Enchantments Applied: 204

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2270 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Farms Harvested: 352 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6618 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 77 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 100 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 988989 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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