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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4688 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.