Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 93 Crops Grown: 9148
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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