Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Magic Items Found: 8655

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 122 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Potions Brewed: 74 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7863 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3798 Star Shards Collected: 142
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Animals Bred: 38
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 99
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Emeralds Found: 7892 Dragon Eggs Found: 736
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY