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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1710 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.